I know you’ve said in the past that you didn’t think you could ever serve as a toilet, but you’re here today in my bathroom and I think your mind is changing. I can see the thirst and hunger in your eyes as you stare at me sitting on my porcelain throne. Once I start dirty talking and gyrating on the commode you can’t help but to pop a boner, and I absolutely love it. I’m going to explain in great detail all the various duties a toilet bitch has when they are serving as my human waste receptacle. You’re going to learn to love every stream, splash, plop, and grunt I give to you.