*Custom Clip, uses specific name* Thank you for joining me today; We need to have a little talk about your performance. Numbers are down, quality of work has tanked and we need to get to the bottom of it, ASAP. I've done my part and figured out what may be the issue. Ever since I put my boots away to sport high heels, productivity has fell short. Oh, yes I've noticed you staring and sneaking glances as I passed by in my knee high boots. I wondered if it had anything to do with the boots themselves, but then I realized it was the SOCKS in the boots. You just LOVE sneaking peeks of those thick, fluffy socks don't you? Is that it? You're a slut for your boss's slouch socks, aren't you! Well, if that's all it takes to get you back on pace, let me just unzip these boots and show you the double whammy! Two pair of slouch socks for your workplace encouragement, two pair because one of them? You're going to take with you to use at your cubicle. You're going to smell them when you start feeling a crash begin, you're going to take them home and jerk off to them before you come in in the morning, right? But first, before I dismiss you, you're going to get off to them right NOW!