Get plenty of qtips and a container of minty, cool Vaporub. Have you ever experimented with excitingly cool sensation of Vaporub? Time to play it cool! I want you to grab a handful and slather it all over your balls. How does it feel? Numbingly cool and exhilarating? Now get those qtips and spread your peehole a little. Now take the qtip out of your urethra and put some qtip on top, then swirl it around the tip of your cock and in one, two, three, push it inside. Fuck your cock with that minty, cool qtip. Spread more of that cool rub all over your cock, you love how much it numbs your cock, then use another qtip to spread your peehole and cum your coolest load all over those qtips...