I decided to run a kinky D&D game. And being a fetish film-maker, I decided to film it, too. We play a game of D&D, then use what happens as a script to make a live-action kink film. The commercial release has all the action intercut with bits of the actual play stream so the story as a whole makes sense. This is the pure play stream, featuring me as DM, Scarlett Foxett as an Elvish wizard (with a couple of fighter levels for maximum badassery) and Zoe Page as a selection of antagonists, rivals and villains for our heroine to encounter. This episode is our session zero. Being fetish performers we had done much of the traditional session zero limits and consent beforehand by email, so the main thing we needed to do was introduce Scarlett and Zoe to D&D, as neither of them had played it before (but were very keen to try). So apologies for this episode being mostly me talking - the others will have plenty to say when we get play started!