Off to get my morning coffee but didn't have enough time to take a shower so I'm already really dirty and stinky. Doesn't help when it's that time of the month and I'm feeling extra nasty. After a few sips of my coffee I had to rush to the toilet or I would have s h 1 t myself! I can barely hold it in, I gotta take a big dump so bad. I wonder if anyone can smell my nasty dirty doo? I bet you would LOVE to smell my dirty ass! In fact you're no longer a man, you're my human toilet and that tongue of yours is my toilet paper. I gotta piss too so your mouth will be full of my waste. Now make sure you open wide because I have to pee really bad! I'm so desperate to go and I don't want an accident on this floor. I already had an accident on my panty liner and had to get rid of it or I'd be smelly on my way home and it's YOUR duty as my personal toilet to lick my dirty asshole clean. It's going to be a big meal for you though because this dirty load is massive! I can't even get my ass clean with this toilet paper. Wipe after wipe I can't seem to clean myself. I bet your tongue would do a better job. Let's find out!