The sun is out and temperatures are rising…you know what that means, don’t you?! Clothes are skimpier, hormones are racing, and that primal urge to hook-up and sweat against another hot, sexy body is in full effect. Well, that is for everyone except you it seems. You won’t be having a hot boy summer, but instead you’ll spend the sunny season doing what you do best….being a sad, whining wimp. It will be a Sad Boy Summer for you! No hot and heavy hook-ups in the middle of a sweltering summer night, it will just be you and your sweaty, sticky palm spending all your time together. Just think of all those barbeques you won’t attend because you don’t have a date, you’ll opt to stay home and stroke instead. Tis’ the season for tears and tugging…enjoy your Sad Boy Summer, bitch boy!