I have had an abundance of cars parking outside my house recently and I can only think that it may be revenge for previously getting rid of my other neighbours and their cars for doing the same. There is no way the current neighbours can have known how I disposed of the previous cars and their owners which explains their stupidity. I am furious at the disrespect show to me so over the last few weeks I have been shrinking each car as it parks outside my house with the drivers still inside and collecting them, I now have all nine shrunken cars and their tiny drivers held in the palm of my hand. I explain how this was exactly what happened to the former neighbours and I tell them what will happen next. I explain how I will swallow each car one by one, swallowing them down whole so they fall into the depths of my stomach. As take each car one by one I can hear the tiny drivers screaming within, but that does not stop me licking and tasting each cars metal chassis which excites me, before opening my mouth really wide ready to swallow them whole. Once I have eaten all nine cars I feel very full and I know that the drivers can all still hear me as they sink into the swamp of my stomach. F0351