I'm so happy you're able to join me this evening! I know you've been skeptical, but since the “Great Shrinking” Things really have improved so much. But why waste an Opportunity Like This. To have Your Very own “Shrunken man” for your own Entertainment! Now don't misunderstand, I'm not a “Male sympathizer”. No, but trust me when I tell you this is something you cannot pass up. Watching them struggle to do all the things they used to mansplain to us. Looks like they can't change your oil now, but watching them try! Now that's Prime Entertainment. Just give them a piece of balsa wood and a Rock. Let's see if those “Survival skills” Kick in!