I sit you down, telling you that we need to talk. It's obvious that I'm here to break up with you. You don't understand why, and I vaguely say that we've changed. But you want more specific answers. I finally come out and tell you the truth, that I'm no longer attracted to you. This healthy lifestyle that you've adopted is admirable, but after all the weight you lost, it's just not the same. I go on to explain that I prefer you on the larger side, nice and squishy and chubby. It's then that you admit that you're not as happy as you thought you'd be, being thin and fit. In fact, you had done it for me, which I find absurd! If you give up this new diet, and go back to your fat, sexy self, then we have no reason to break up. I'm delighted as I excitedly tell you how I'm going to help you gain all that delicious weight back. Better yet, you're going to be even fatter than you were before! This clip uses gender neutral language.