Simp is the shortened form of simpleton, which means a foolish or gullible person. That is most certainly how I would describe you. Your only true role in life is to worship and serve. You’re dying to be noticed by a divine Goddess, but you know the only way you could ever earn that privilege is by tithing. This audio clip will put you in your place as I verbally humiliate your existence and role of life long service to Goddess superiority. You crave being told what a weak, pathetic loser you are so I’ve crafted an audio clip that will leave you drooling and humbled in the role of my loyal servant. You know you’re a simp, but after you listen to this clip, you’ll know that you’ll forever be my simp and you’ll never forget how this word perfectly describes your pitiful life. Paypigs, use code Duc66513 for a 50% markup for this item. Very good pets, use code Duc50764 for a 100% markup to this item. To serve to the fullest extent, use code Duc48191 for a 500% markup. Always impress me, darlings.