Summer is finally here! My favorite time of year is upon us, which means it’s also bikini season. My beloved two-pieces have been collecting dust for several months now, and I’ll need to make sure I still look as divine as ever in them. Lucky for you, I’ll need a witness to confirm what I already know - My body is flawless and will continue to have simps like you forking over your egos and wallets for the continued honor of witnessing My divinity. Take note as I tease you in My many poolside fits, effortlessly reminding you of what you’ll never have while I admire Myself in my many mirrors.