What are your plans tonight, loser? Let me guess……nothing?….yet again? Ha. I’ve had a busy evening and now I’m getting ready to go out and enjoy the city. You? You’re going to be at home gooning and stroking to me with my clips and fan club. This is your sex life. Gooning while I’m out and about partying, flirting, tantalizing about the town. You’re my loser bitch cuckold. That’s exactly what you are. L-O-S-E-R. You live to fund the fun of my fiancé and me. Repeat after me: I can only say yes to Lalita Lolli. You live to serve Lalita. You live to pay Lalita. You don’t get to spend money on nice things. No. That’s for me. You live to make sure my life is more comfortable and luxurious every damn day. I want one side of your screen hosting my clips and the other side being my wishlist and tribute buttons. You’re going to be buying me gifts while I’m out with my fiancé and girlfriends. As always, if you want me to remember you — make yourself memorable.