I'm your acting agent, and you have an audition for a big part coming up! But it is a little...unusual, so I've called you into my office to do a test read through of the script, to make sure you're comfortable with it. You'd be playing a man who's made to dress as a regressed adult by his cruel mother in law, and she'd make you suck on a dummy. So it seems a good idea to have a practice run, ok? I'll read the mother in law's lines, and you can be the son in law. By good luck, I happen to have a big dummy/pacifier in my props cupboard too, so we can practice with that as well. Ready to get started?