Please note, I already released the full, multi-scene, epic version of this story. I am also releasing the individual scenes separately, for people who're only interested in part of the story. This is part 1. “Before I forget darling, Mother will be coming for dinner tonight, make sure the house is in order. Yes, you have to! All of it! You know how highly Mother regards your cooking. You must not disappoint her! That reminds me. Don’t forget to wear all the things she gave you! “WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN! When it is buttoned down the front, it’s a housecoat, not a dress! You better be dressed and have the food ready to be served at six! I am sure Mother will bring up grandchildren again, it is already enough to hear her talking about your sexual inadequacies for an hour or two, I don’t want you to antagonize her any further! One more thing! Remember? Mother found a hair in her soup last time and she is pretty sure it came from you, so she got you this lovely headband to wear. I’ll be off now, I haven’t decided which heels I am going to wear tonight, so make sure all of them are polished. I will be back in time before Mother arrives” Scene 2 “Look darling, Mother brought a guest. Isn’t that a nice surprise? This must be Mister Tyrone. He is the fertility specialist mother was talking about, remember? Now smile and say “Welcome Mister Tyrone, I am pleased to have you as our guest in the house” What are you now talking about dear? Of course we have enough food. We ARE three people. Now go serve the entrees and ask Mister Tyrone how he would like his steak. When you address him you will say “Mister Tyrone Sir” Now run and bring the dessert. I am aware you didn’t have anything to eat yet dear, so Mother agreed to share her dessert with you. Bring your little stool and sit down next to her so she can feed you comfortably. Don’t forget to put on your bib! Oh you look adorable. Open up dear, Mother has a spoon full of yogurt for you. Tyrone will be examining me in the bedroom now dear. In the meantime you can do the dishes and make sure to tell mother all about how much you appreciate her presents.”