I'm your Bible study buddy or whatever the preacher calls it and I'm stuck with you, a nerdy married guy who seems to have dedicated his life to this path. You're hosting brunch and I have other plans for you and seeing how your wife is away on a missions trip, I turn you away from your lord and make you defile your most precious items, watching me piss and pee and squirt all over it and finally have you cumming in the book you pray to.