I have noticed you staring blatantly at my knee socks and pantyhosed legs, which is why I benched you. You have messed up multiple times on the field lately, and while I should kick you off the team, I am going to make you worship my sweaty knee socks before I peel them off and have you sniff my pantyhosed feet! I will keep you on the team if you do a good job. If you don't, well, It's game over, bench bitch!