Do you know why I've kept you after school for detention today? Because you put this huge b*by in my belly and made me hugely pregnant but you are not giving me the attention I deserve. You need to break up with your silly school girlfriend and be with me.. she will never be as beautiful and pregnant as me. My belly is HUGE. I've been keeping a secret. I've actually been in labor all day... and since you're the daddy you need to watch me give birth. I spread my legs and start pushing...