Daddy says I have to wear nappies again because I keep getting myself so messy! So I've put it on again like a good girl...and I have a very good idea too! I snuck into mummy and daddys room and found mummy's special toy. They say I'm not allowed one because I'm too young which isn't fair at all!!! So I snuck it into my room and we can play with it in secret. I'll wear my nappy too so there won't be any mess and they'll never find out! Gosh, it sure does feel good on my private parts...