Been reading the news lately? Has the economic doom and gloom got you second guessing your findom spending? Think again. I don't care about the stock market, I don't care about the crypto crash. You still owe me money. A recession isn't going to ruin you, I am. Sure, most people will ride this out and bounce back eventually. Not you, though. You can cash out your investments when they market is low just like you're not supposed to do. Anything to keep paying me is worth the consequences. It's actually more exciting to think about how being reckless now can fuck you for decades to come. Early retirement isn't in your future. Now send me some of your money. You know I deserve it so much more than you.