Sweetheart, I cannot wait for our date tonight! We should play with the vibrator I got us, where did you put it? Why don't you want me to open up your bedside table? Oh my gosh, there is a diaper in here! Is this yours? It is, isn't it! I can't believe we've been dating for a full year and I'm just now finding out you're a pampers lover. Do you wear these when we go on dates? Is this why I can't grab your ass? I am going to put this diaper on you right now! You are wearing this to the restaurant. Anytime I see you, I want you to take your pants off and show me what pull-ups you're wearing. You no longer get to use the bathroom like a big boy, you only get to mess your pampers. Haha, I should tell my friends about this. You're no longer my boyfriend and I'm not your girlfriend. I'm your step-mommy and from now on, you're my little pampers slut.