Lmao did you think you were coming to my house for like a date or something?? That is HILARIOUS!! You even brought a dumb gift for me, hahaha! No, a hot girl like me would never be interested in a loser like you. I've noticed you staring at me in class, creep... We're not friends so you're not even in the friendzone... You're in the fartzone because all you'll ever get from me is my farts. Start sniffing, bitch - and you'd better be grateful for it!