Includes taboo-ish themes. You (my uncle) are outside laying in the sun. I decide to come out and join you by inviting myself. I set my stuff up and lay back to relax. While relaxing, I apply oil, spray myself with water, remove my top and bottoms, and try to remain oblivious even though I know exactly what I'm doing. I ask you to rub oil on my legs and make it known that I know you're watching me. We relax some more as I re set up my chair, change positions, and tease you even more.