Hi, My name is Daizi Lolli and my Daddy likes to make breakfast so much fun for us. When Daddy called me down stairs this morning he had my favorite cereal in the world and beautiful colored milks that I knew would taste sooo yummy, Buy first he had a game for us to play with my lil girl secret hole. Daddy had me climb on to the chair backwards, He grabbed the butter and greased my lil girl secret hole then he put a hose in me and filled my secret hole with the blue milk. Daddy started spinning my chair as the blue milk was squirting out of me and we called this game Helicopter Enemas. Daddy knows that everything tickles my secret hole very easily so he always has fun games like this for us to play. Then Daddy put the pink milk inside me and had me fill up my cereal bowl for breakfast. I guess Daddy was really hungry because he ended up eating all my cereal but at least I got to feed on something else so everything worked out great in the end.