Just when you think you've made it through Pride month without getting any of THE GAY on you . . . you definitely miscalculated the power of THE GAY and Satan combined. Lady Satan talks you into coming to one of her conversion therapy groups. Unfortunately for you, it's a trick. Once she has you where she wants you, she uses Satanic ritual magic through the power of a spell to turn you into the thing you are most worried about: GAY. After the spell has worked, she feels comfortable showing off her body and taunting you. You're not a threat now that you're gay. No more hiding behind Leviticus for you. The truth is out and so are you! Hail Satan!