I’m your wife’s friend. Your wife is out and I show up. You tell me she isn’t home and I tell you I’m here to humiliate you (further) while your wife is out getting pounded by some huge duck after dealing with your tiny little weenie for so long! Yes she told EVERYONE in the friend group all about you! The humiliation excited you so we get to some JOI before some teasing countdowns! Pathetic!!