Losers like you know you don't deserve normal sexual pleasure; no one would want to fuck you anyway, so who cares? In fact, you don't even deserve to jerk off normally. That's far too dignified. Instead, you're going to keep your pants on and hump your hand through the fabric until you spurt a nasty splooge stain all over your crotch! I tell you what a degenerate sexless loser you are, how this is the only sex you'll ever deserve. I ridicule you for mindlessly obeying whatever humiliating thing pretty girls like Me tell you to do while teasing you in My lush curves adorned in My skimpy red bikini. And I count you down to your pathetic excuse of an orgasm, encouraging you to go out in your cum-stained pants so that everyone will know what a disgusting hand-humping loser you are, providing an additional little paid loser task—extra credit for the Super Losers out there! The viewer is assumed to have a penis, no gender mentioned. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia