Today I started my morning out by going to yoga class. I’ve been going for a while now with a few friends of mine, and I always judge everyone, because I’m so hot and good looking, why shouldn’t I judge?! It isn’t until a fat girl in class who always comes to chat with us that I snapped. I called her fat and said we don’t want to hang with her because she is FAT. My friends got mad at me, saying “look whose talking”. Rude, they’re clearly all jealous. As my fat classmate walks away she throws a stick of gum at me, telling me my breath stinks and she’ll have her revenge. Whatever that means. I decide I definitely shouldn’t have it. I mean, she made a threat, right? What is she tries to get me sick or something? But after smelling the stick of gum, I can’t shake it from my mind. Finally, after debating, I put it in my mouth. And its so yummy! It tastes like blueberry pie! See, no harm, right? It isn’t long until I start feeling something odd. My chest starts burning and I can feel my belly seemingly start stretching. That’s crazy though, right? It was just a piece of gum! Or, so I thought… Once I see my hands turning blue, I know something is wrong. I quickly spit the gum out, thinking it’ll reverse the effects, but I was wrong. I even try to break this curse by apologizing, calling myself the fat one. But its no use. All my crying goes unheard as I grow and grow, belly bubbling and juice fills my body up. With no one here to juice me, I think I’ll pop! You’ll have to see the grand finale to find out what a big fat blueberry girl does when no one can juice her...