I know you're obsessed with my sexy soles. You love gazing upon the wrinkles and listening to me talk about how smelly they are. My feet are the center of your world! However, you are a foot LOSER. Do you think a foot LOSER deserves to see my feet? The answer is NOPE. It's not happening today. Instead, you're going to solidify your loser status by buying this rip off and denying yourself the one thing you love most. You're a fucking idiot. It's time to show the world just how pathetic you really are.