It's my birthday week, and I want to make sure you're draining your wallets suitably well for me, so just like last year, have decided it's the perfect time to worship and binge. I'll be giving you clip binge and/or tribute directions based on my age, and you can feel free to make your brain weak putty by jerking to me in this tight vinyl bodysuit and hot pink pvc boots. Lose yourself as you stroke and worship, your bratty bitchy Goddess looking down on you as you tremble, wracked by the knowledge that as time goes by, I only grow stronger, more beautiful, more intelligent and more powerful. My army of femdom drones (and thus my bank account) grows by the day. My mind manipulation and seduction techniques are unparalleled at this point, and you will show gratitude through a hard, thorough rinsing in honor of the day I came onto this earth, and began ruining male lives. After all, if you can't put your money where your dick is on my birthday of all days, then what use are you to me, hmm, piggy?