You want to be useful? That’s why you’re here, right? Of course. So repeat after me: I live to obey Lalita Lolli. I want you to prove that you’ll obey my every command. It feel so good to obey Lalita Lolli. And that’s exactly what you’re going to do. You’re going with me to my wishlist url. So many opportunities here for you to please me. So many ways to make me smile. You…you’re my wishlist bitch now. And you’re going to earn the title.