Imagine I, a gorgeous giantess with bright red lipstick, fancy something quick to snack on before my meal and you’re unlucky enough to be in my path. I scoop you up and plop you on my giant, soft pink tongue and roll you around all over my mouth as you slowly dissolve away into nothing. You get a glimpse of the back of my throat- it’s a long way down. Think you could make it? Or maybe I’ll be feeling feisty and just swallow you whole…