HA! Like I would date you ever! I have heard all the stories, the rumors. How about you just pull your pants down, no I am serious, let's see this pathetic tiny noodle dick. I am short for patience, get it the fuck out so I can laugh at it! It's not just short it's skinny too! Whoa!! My my the rumors are so true in fact the rumors, are more flattering to how puny it truly is.