This is what you’ve always wanted This is it, the escape you crave Now you are ready to accept being a clown into your life Live a life of laughter Now It is time for you to learn the Eight Clown Commandments and fully accept the act of clowning into your life. All work and no play makes you such a dull little person Maybe we could use you as a juggling ball. Or target practise for our pies You have to make people laugh it is your purpose You have to entertain others it is your role in life If you fail to act silly when asked of you, you will have to be publicly pied in the face by everyone who you have disappointed.