Aren't you embarrassed to be you? You wake up with shame burning your face as you remember who you are and what your life entails. You're just some weird loser on the internet, a random pervert, whose life revolves around stroking your cock. Other people masturbate for a quick hit of pleasure. But it's different for you, isn't it loser? Stroking your cock is your passion. It's your hobby. It's your obsession. Fiddling that loser stick is literally life changing for you lmao.