I just got back from the gym, my feet were terribly sweaty. I was wearing socks that I hadn't changed in a week (oh yes, I know I'm a little dirty).But okay, I think it's time to change my socks! I can already smell them, and I haven't even taken off my sneakers yet.Do you know what I came up with? I think that today I will test you, my slave, as a washing machine! Come on, stick your tongue out and start licking my dirty socks!Oh yes? you are hungry! You seem to like it! Let me put some of my drool in there and you show me how you lick it all! Oh how they stink! Hmm I think I went to the toilet without slippers... I smell urine from socks..My socks are like expensive perfume today - so many ingredients ha ha! Urine, sweat, dirt, dust, my drool.. can you manage to feel something else?