*Custom Request* I'm ridiculously starving! Thankfully, I have stumbled upon a family of tinies. Relatives of all sorts have congregated for their annual reunion. They are scattered about like a tiny buffet, completely oblivious to me. Unfortunately for them, my outrageous hunger and I are going to crash their party! One by one, I finger them into my mouth, savoring their squirming tiny bodies. This is not enough! I need MORE. I start to scoop handfuls of tiny people into my mouth. Crowds cover my tongue before I gulp them down with delight, stuffing my belly full. Eventually none remain. I have consumed them all. I burp and sit back, unzipping my shorts and patting my bulging belly. That's when I notice you. Late as always, huh? Well, this time it worked out in your favor. If you hadn't been late to the reunion, you'd be digesting away in my belly right now. I casually tell you about eating all your relatives. They're bubbling away inside me as we speak. I may be full, but I always have room for one more. I don't care that you are people with hopes and dreams, you're food to me now.