Dear Unsuspecting Wifey, You don't know me, but I know so much about me. Let's get aqainted. I have taken over your husband's life. I have turned him into my bitch boy! He does whatever I tell him to do. And those lips you've been kissing, they've been all over my asshole. I mean look at how perfect my asshole is. He says that he rather eat my ass all night than to fuck you ever again. Ever wonder why he's stopped fucking you? It's because of me and this asshole. Sincerely, His Goddess Aspen Aires