Custom: I'm sitting in the kitchen with my sister's boyfriend (You), while she makes a quick run to the store. I've always thought you were kind of cute, so I'm feeling extra awkward, but don't want to come across as that. So we make some small talk, and next thing you know, I accidentally fart. You're nice enough to ignore it, despite the guilt written all over my face. We continue talking, and I can't hold in my farts. I try blaming the chair, but it becomes too obvious, you eventually ask if it was me. I confess it was, and you assure me it's fine. Turns out my sister farts all the time in front of you, which isn't shocking to me, because she's ALMOST as gassy as I am. We continue our conversation, and I walk around the kitchen to make a snack, all while farting. I end the conversation with a story about how I farted at a party packed with people and how my sister wouldn't stop teasing me about it.