POV punishment clown haircut (bald on top) and makeover ------ I have been watching too many circus acts and getting way too into it, and you've noticed! As punishment, you decide to turn me into a clown! Starting with dying my hair pink, telling me how pretty I look, then running the clippers right through the middle with no guard! The buzzing continues and until the whole top of my head is stubble! Finishing the haircut with a razor shave of the bald spot and my eyebrows all the while barely containing your laughter, joking about my hilarious haircut. Next, you apply clown makeup to my face and partially exposed scalp - ta da! You pinch my cheeks and rub my head, laughing at me and talking about how I can't live a normal life now, and then finally putting a cream pie into my face!