We've been dating for some time now and I know I promised when it gets near the six month point we'd have sex and it's really not that far away now is it? But I've decided you're a loser and you're not worth it and the only reason I decided to date you was to see what it was like to date an actual real life loser and I'm done with you. You're a reject and you're not getting sex, instead I'm dumping your loser ass on Valentines Day. It doesn't matter if you get another girlfriend because I will have ruined Valentines Day for you. You'll never be able to forget me. You'll always think of me on Valentines Day and how I dumped you. Enjoy fucking your hand on Valentines Day!