Thank you for calling The Loser Hotline. Where we find out whether you’re a Winner or a Loser. Our first caller is very…pathetic. He just openly announced to Our operator Goddess Asari, that he is still a VIRGIN! He has a girlfriend and he’s TRIED to fuck her. “Tried” being the operative word here. He thought he was inside her but really…he was fucking her thigh!! Well I must say this is THE MOST pathetic call I’ve ever received. And I’m being honest. What a LOSER! All capitals!!! We have a Thigh-fucker everyone! But don’t worry. We also offer the service of training you to accept who you are! Goddess Asari will be more than happy to guide you down that path. Just keep giving her the info she asks for and she will conduct a program just for YOU! Lucky you! You called the right place. We can help and you deserve this.