I am a high end call girl who is contacted by a man...you...who says you're still a virgin. The reason you're still a virgin is because your dick is really small. You're self conscious so you want me to know up front so I won't laugh at you and make you feel uncomfortable. When you arrives I am kind, I take off my clothes and encourage you to get undressed as well. Then I see your cock. It is SO small. I promised not to laugh but I can't help it. My kindness turns devious. I sit you down and convince you that locking up your dick and being owned by me will be far more fulfilling than losing your virginity. It is better that you remain a virgin for life and I will insure that by holding your key!