I want you to spoil me. To spend all your money on the things that I desire. I want you to drop to your fucking knees. And hand over that credit card. Give it to me, the one with the highest limit. I'm going to max it out, on useless items, just because I can. Just because I want to . I want you to in the red, dreaming of me every time you make that payment in an attempt to crawl your way out of debt. The best part of it all? I will not be giving you anything in return. You will surrender that card to me, for the pure enjoyment of debt pumping. You love how good it feels to max out on a beautiful woman that is superior to you. You can't deny it. it's why you work so damn hard. so give in, and hand it over.