I just had dinner, I'm in the kitchen and I've just done the dishes. This protein diet is making my farts explode into stinky fumes! This is happening all the time and I've even gotten used to the smell! It's happening again. Nonstop farts come out of my ass and to make matters worse I'm wearing super tight shorts. Good thing I'm alone, so I can enjoy this moment imagining how much some men would love to be with their faces in my shorts getting every fart in their nose. Soon I will make a video like this, but for now love and idolize my farts.