You've come to me about your insecurities around your shrimp dick, and I have to be super honest with you, You're never going to please a women with that tiny dick! So, as your counselor, it's my duty to make you feel better, so you can jerk that tiny dick to my wrinkled soles. From now on, you're only going to be jerking to me. No woman will let you fuck the if you can't even get past their pussy lips with that thing! haha!