You are in town and stopped by our bar. I chose you to come home with me. I really like you and I think you are... THE ONE. You know.... the one. Wait, did you know what kind of bar you were in tonight? You didn't!? Oh no. Let me try to explain. Its a bar where women select someone they want to take home to shrink and the swallow whole. Don't be nervous. It's too late, I already gave you the shrinking juice. It's happening! You are so tiny! How do I look? I must look huge! Let me explain what will happen; ease your nerves. I think you will like it.