I have a big date tonight and I'm so excited. This guy is HOT. Unfortunately the anticipation has put my stomach in knots and I am definitely going to need to relieve myself. This is where you come in, toilet slave! You're going to stay on your knees and be of service to me no matter what I have to give. This includes a big nervous mess all over you. And who knows! Maybe this guy and I will totally hit it off and he'll get to use you too. Can you imagine being a toilet slave to a man? How humiliating. Get over here, toilet slave. I need to take care of something before I go spend time with a REAL man.