Congratulations! You’ve somehow outdone every other loser and are by far, the biggest of them all. How did that happen? You’ve managed to become the biggest loser I’ve ever met and honestly, it’s quite impressive. I mean, how did you even manage to be the most pathetic? At least you can be recognized for something, right? Maybe this will actually get Me to remember who you are- knowing you’re the biggest loser who will do absolutely anything for a pretty girl’s attention. How far are you going to take this? Are you going to set the record of being the world’s “Biggest Loser”?