There's a saying that men are like dogs. You certainly are in more ways than one! It's not just that you like the smell and taste of sweaty assholes... it's that you can't get enough! So much that you'll cheat on your girlfriend, EVEN with her very best friend. I can't help but feel a little sorry for you, considering I do have The Perfect Ass. So let's get on with it and quick --can't let her catch us, can we?