Welcome to the cock clinic! Here we can offer a dick measuring service, where a nurse will meet you and measure your penis, and inform you if it qualifies as big, average or small! Ellie is here to help you relax and tell you with honesty and discretion about what size you really are. However, it seems like she's never seen this particular size before... according to her calculations, you have made a new record! an ultra tiny cock. Ellie has never seen anything like this before and cannot hide her laughter, or stop her insults. Thank you for coming to the clinic.